The 10 Real Reasons Hiphop Will Never Die

Since “street cred” is way more important than talent, or anything else for that matter, it doesn’t matter how you look. Unlike the pretty-boy forms of pop-music, being ugly might just convey the notion that you are “from the street” (bad teeth, and a face twisted from years of misery and malnutrition). What people want is a rags-to-riches story, and if you have a face that can instantly convince people that you were selling crack at age 3 while simultaneously eating out of dumpsters and pimping out your mom, you will be the next ghetto superstar.