15 things you don't know about your penis.

by alaaron | October 1, 2006 at 10:15 am
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1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

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war on terrr

I'm all for covering major league baseball in a giant factory-grown knob but don't you think there are bigger news stories out there?

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conneticutkati

I agree with war on terr. There are more important news items, than "15 things you do not know about your penis". Plus this article speaks only to half the readership of this site ... tasteless!

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Londoner

Come on, that was fun to learn!

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