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666 a fun number.

by Devil Man | May 22, 2008 at 03:38 am | 127 views | add comment
It has given me the chuckles the few times I have been behind somebody at the grocery store, and their total comes out to be $6.66.

It never fails that they reach for a pack of gum or breath mints to buy so they can change the total.

OK, even if I believed there was really some evil connotations associated with 666, I seriously doubt Bubblelicious and or Altoids would make much of a difference.

Breaking News from the Christian Revival Associate Press (C.R.A.P.)

Brothers & Sisters today we learned that at approximately 12:01 pm, that Brother Karorgimal was checking out at the local Seventh Sanctum-mart and his total came to the appalling, dreadful, fearful, frightful, ghastly, horrendous sum of Six-hundred and Sixty Six!

And just as Satan himself! was reeeeaching up from the iniquitous, peccant, reprobable, sinful, vicious, pits of hell! Our quick thinking brother grabbed a pack of Carnival cotton candy Bubblicious.

Can I get an Amen?!

And ONLY .... only by the mercifulness of the one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe, our God! Did his total change to $7.32!!!

Sending Satan, and all his legions of confounded, execrable, infernal, accursed minions BACK DOWN from whence they came.

Hallelujah!!!

So let the actions of brother Karorgimal be the example ... let them be THE guide for when the next time the Devil is coming for you.

Grab your Bubblicious ... Shake your sugar free Tic Tacs ... and SPRAY your Binaca! Look Satan right into his eyes and say:

"Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, ... Dormez-vous! Ding Dong Ding!!! "

Praise be to the lord our mighty God!

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