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Bennett Alexander says "Sheryl Crow and other Elitist's Absurdity Has reached Ridiculous Proportions" *updated*
Bennett Alexander, Political Comentator "At-Large", has this to say in reference to the nonsense concerning Sheryl Crows outrage about the use of paper hygiene products, i.e. Toilet paper and Paper Napkins, that she wants a legal limit put on the level of use of said products
"Sheryl Crow and other elitist's absurdity has reached, with this, the highest levels of ridiculous proportions. That they could be SO full of self importance, based upon the celebrity worship of an ignorant public, that they could come up with ideas such as this, which contain absolutely no substance in reality!"
So says Bennett Alexander
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Upon further ponderings, Bennett Alexander had this to say today regarding the Sheryl Crow Paper Product story:
"If not for a simple twist of fate, Sheryl Crow would be like many other
talented musician/singer/songwriters who ply their craft in relative obscurity. Clearly in my experience I have observed equally talented musicians in my
wanderings, but I never hear social concepts coming out of them, because they do
not live an elitist privileged life. They are more concerned with the concept
of basic survival as a practical matter. Other than that…I like Sheryl Crow’s
music, and she has great legs!"
Crowd Power
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Thundercrack3
Oceanside, New York, United States




Most RecentMost Recommended Comments (5)
at 20:41 on April 24th, 2007
Thundercrack3, this is good stuff.
at 19:08 on April 25th, 2007
has it not occured to anyone that she may simply have been joking?
at 19:39 on April 25th, 2007
No, she is SO not joking!