Bin Laden Signs with Just For Men « TheScroogeReport

In a move Just For Men representatives call a match made in Jannat (Islamic paradise), Osama bin Laden signed a 1-year commercial deal with the beard hair-coloring giant Friday.

Bin Laden’s recent video in which he asks people to “rid themselves of the shackles of the capitalist system” is not a conflict of interest when it comes to the reported $5 million paycheck the evil mastermind will be getting, said Just For Men spokesman Sig W. Devil.

“We are looking forward to working with Osama to show the world that we have the biggest advance in men’s haircolor in 20 years,” Devil said. “Women love men that can fight infidels and have true, natural colored beards without the gray.”