Blogger Offers 'Top 5 Signs Your Neighbors Might Be Terrorists'

As a public service, Bob McCarty Writes™ is offering these  TOP 5 SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBORS MIGHT BE TERRORISTS™:

1. Your neighbors might be terrorists if they have a yellow “Bomber on Board” sign for each of their children in the rear window of their minivan.

2. Your neighbors might be terrorists if they invite your kids to attend their child's birthday party at the Build-A-Bomb Workshop™.

3. Your neighbors might be terrorists if their kids take Bomber’s Ed Class instead of Driver’s Ed in high school -- and their high school offers the class!

4. Your neighbors might be terrorists if they give their kids the keys to shiny new car-bombs on their 16th birthdays.

5. Your neighbors might be terrorists if the camp they send their kids to every summer is located in North Africa.

If you suspect your neighbors might be terrorists, contact the Department of Homeland Security, your local FBI office or a registered gun owner immediately. They’ll know what to do.