Boys Town: Shenzhen style

I had just crushed a cockroach on my table with a shotglass in Discover, a Shenzhen, China gay bar, Saturday night and was in the restroom unzipping at the urinal when I felt two small hands tenatively rubbing my shoulders. It was the helpful men's room attendant. He wasn't, as a Brit pal opined later, "trying to pull me." He was just doing his job.