Canadian Confidence Shaken….

It appears Canadian confidence is badly shaken after learning modern science has confirmed…. the Jet Stream… known as Joe Blow…. is made in China and bought by the Walsmart group in a reported multimillion dollar deal… although details have not been confirmed.. a leak to the press in one of windeipinks canadian cultural stories has many Canadians cashing in bonds and Walsmart…furniture…. and making plans for huge garage sales…

The Jet stream (Joe Blow) has always been considered by Canadians to be an important part of the consitution…. Although Canada has been freely lending the Jet Stream to the Americans on request from the White House…. It appears that Canada no longer has a say in Joe Blow doings… and now…both Canada and the US.. may have to pay the Walsmart Group for Jet Stream Energy Costs…

Reports coming out of Canada’s very strong Old Boys Club.. run by old Liberal and Conservative Hacks… say that by taking this to the world court.. billions can be spent on political travel so this may very well be a big plus rather than a negative as seen my most Canadians at the moment…. Main stream media is not sure about this.. and is pushing for more laws even if they are unrelated…. the CBC.. has not heard of this story yet… a unidentified spokesperson for the CBC.. said that if this story has legs and interferes with the wining and dinning of the establishment... than it will most certainly be investigated….

But all is not dis-pair in the suburbs and rural roads of Canada… a new movement has sprung up and is growing fast called… Name The Band… the brain child of the Brilliant… Mikey G Ottawa… who claims to know Joe Blow personally.. and says that when the wind dies down.. facts will reveal that the Jet stream is born of mother nature and not made in Chinese sweat shops as media reports from windiepink have linked… Mikey G Ottawa says that windiepink is just drawing attention to her blogging addictions…. Canadians should remain mathematical… i mean.. creative…. keeping themselves focused as to…. Naming the Band… the nations important work… which will bring all the world together… as well as peace and prosperity to all… i buttered this all up to sound good.. hope you don’t mind Mikey G Ottawa….

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