Couch Surfing, New APC Olympic Event

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Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

APC (Anti Poverty Committee) malcontents always seeking to make the perfect wave, in the words of one jobless APC malcontent whose Olympian legal troubles began this week has been training hard for a little known event unheard of in Olympic circles, but practiced by many throughout history. Couch Surfing, has a long rich history practiced by usurped Kings and the jobless alike. Normally heard of in Entertainment circles when struggling actors remember the old days when couch surfing was the norm when they were between jobs waves. Nowadays Couch Surfing, as some in the APC movement may say just isn't like it used to be, spoiled by the physically fit and educated who prefer to not to couch surf as they have gainful employment, not relying on friends, government grants and other forms of financial aid, in their quest to maintain their social lifestyle, APC feel this drains funds meant for other worthwhile endeavours. The more people who work for a living will result in less time to couch surf. Therefore Olympic Couch surfing may become a thing of the past, only regaled to a few die hard APC members who will ensure the tradition lives on in their organization.