Crack Addict OD's: Attacked, Bit, Hit, Probed & Fined
Gee, I guess this is another reason why Crack is bad for you, You know you're going to have a bad day, when Man's best friend takes a bite out of your face, your Human Best Friend smacks you in the face with a Baseball Bat, and Police give you and ANAL Probe and then hits you with a Big Fine.
A Quebec man suffered violent convulsions during a crack overdose, was subsequently attacked by his pit bull and hit in the face by friends trying to scare off the dog.
Then things got worse.
He was sent to hospital and is now facing charges of drug possession after 10 grams of crack was found in a certain body cavity by a nurse. The series of unfortunate events started on August 26 when he suffered a crack overdose and fell to the ground convulsing violently.
The 41-year-old man from Val-des-Monts, Que., north of Ottawa, was subsequently attacked by his American Pit Bull Terrier. The dog "took a bite out of him" under the left ear, said Const. Martin Fournel of the local police force.
That would have been bad enough, but his friends tried to dislodge the animal by swinging a bat. It connecting with the man's face after missing the dog. All four people in the house were under the influence of drugs, Fournel pointed out.
"On one side of his face you had the bite and on the other he had a huge black eye," Fournel said of the man, adding he was lucky the blow didn't give him a concussion.
The incident hit the man in the wallet as well after receiving a $250 fine because his dog's breed is illegal, according to a municipal bylaw.
But the man's brush with the law was far from over. Later in the day a nurse treating him in a Gatineau hospital "noticed something abnormal in the man's intimate parts," Fournel said.
Doctors then extracted a Ziploc-type bag from his buttocks. The bag contained approximately 10 grams of crack, Fournel said.
The man now faces changes of drug possession with the intent of trafficking.
"A ticket, a bite, a bat to the face and now charges," Fournel summed up with a laugh. "He better buy a lottery ticket, talk about bad luck."[/q]