Don't Give Your Local Cop a Wet Willie: Dumb Crime

by PEP | October 5, 2007 at 02:18 pm
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Memo to guys getting arrested: don't get in the cop's face, don't issue threats.


And don't stick your wet finger in his ear.

A Bartlesville man found that giving a police officer a “wet willie” after his arrest Thursday was not such a good idea.

According to court records, Louis Carlos Perales, 38, picked up an additional charge of assault and battery on a police officer after he put his finger in his mouth and then into an officer’s ear.

Perales was already under arrest for threats to kill and public intoxication at the time of the incident.

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Jordan Yerman

Wedgies (aka "snuggies") are frowned upon as well.

"Here's the thing. Most underwear is not equipped to handle the kind of wedgies you can give to a state law enforcement official. It is inadequate."

- from The Gilded Garden of Patcheww, Karl Gadjusek 

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