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G N' R wail almost leads to jail
Do I file this one under crime, or cry for help?
ROXBURY, Conn. (AP) — Karaoke can be scary, but threatening?A school custodian’s impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker.
State police say the teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N’ Roses song over the public address system for a threat.
She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.
Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.
Police say one of them sang “Welcome to the Jungle” into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics “You’re in the jungle baby; you’re gonna die.”
The teenagers were cuffed for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They didn’t realize anyone else was in the school at the time. No charges will be filed, said state police Sgt. Brian Ness.
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at 14:44 on December 13th, 2007
Good thing he wasn't singing "I Used to Love Her". Or "Rocket Queen".
at 15:03 on December 13th, 2007
This is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Where has that teacher been for the last 15 years?
If she'd just let them get through the first verse, she might have thought she was in for "fun and games" instead of death.
On an interesting side note, "Welcome to the Jungle" was my graduation song. We strolled out in our gowns and suits to that wail.
at 15:22 on December 13th, 2007
Rob~ thanks for the chuckle...I know I can always count on you
at 08:20 on December 14th, 2007
This actually seems like something I would do if I had an empty school and a PA system. Except the song would be something by the Smiths: "Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you, from doing all the things in life you want to." But in an Axl Rose voice.
at 08:54 on December 14th, 2007
Yeah, I can't imagine that a teacher still working would not have heard that song. A lesser-known GnR classic such as "Get in the Ring" would have been a different story.
at 08:54 on December 14th, 2007
You're gonna diiiiiiiieeee! (See? Did any of you feel threatened when you saw this in the shout-out box? I thought not)