Truemors
How I look in the morning before my coffee...
One year, when I lived in New York City, I was dressed in zombie makeup to go to a screening of "Night of the Living Dead" at a Times Square movie theater. On the way to the subway, it rained, and I got wet. This only improved my appearance, and when I got on the crowded subway car, the people literally parted like the Red Sea to make way for me, I looked so gross and decomposed.
