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10 Porn Dreams of Filipino men
by Luiz Castro | July 10, 2008 at 04:23 am | 12587 views | 35 comments
by Luiz Castro
The top 10 biggest fantasies of Filipino men are in this order:
1. Sex with a celebrity
2. A threesome
3. Watching her strip, then do a lap dance
4. Sex with a forbidden lover
5. Doing it in the wilderness
6. Sex with a stranger
7. Sex with a partner half my age
8. Being part of an orgy
9. Being in a room full of mirrors
10. Sex with a woman in outrageous lingerie.
Fifty-three percent of Filipino men say they have cheated (i.e., had sex with other women). 20 percent with an ex-girlfriend or wife; 19 percent with a stranger; 14 percent with a co-worker; 13 percent with a prostitute; 13 percent with a girlfriend's or wife's friend; 11 percent with a long-time crush.
Six is the average number of women Filipino men have sex with in their life. The highest number is Brazil with 11 while the lowest is Malaysia with four.
Thirty-two percent of Filipino men have paid for sex. Highest is Korea, 42 percent. (This explains the dense presence of Koreans in Angeles).
Twenty-seven percent of Filipino men are very satisfied with their penis size, 52 percent somewhat satisfied, 18 percent are not satisfied.
Who has the most sex in a week? Koreans top the list at 4.5. Filipinos rank No. 4 with 3.95. The world average is 2.8.
Top 10 places Filipinos men have had sex: on a bed (88 percent); in the kitchen (43 percent); in a parked car (37 percent); in the bathroom/cubicle of a club, restaurant (29 percent); on the beach (26 percent); in the office (26 percent); in a swimming pool (21 percent); in the woods (18 percent); in the car while driving (13 percent); and in the hospital (11 percent).
Filipino men masturbate more often than other men in the world: (5.65 times in a week); the lowest number is 3.60 in South Africa. (This reflects general inability to pay for sex. Just for the fun of it, Bro. Rizal Policarpio, our esteemed media colleague, can break this record on a fine day).
Forty-four percent of Filipino men think their woman has never faked it. Thirty-four percent say probably once or twice, eight percent say they're too scared to ask, four percent say they for sure fake it. (Yung takot magtanong, Takusa 'yon).
Twenty-four Filipino men look at porn at least once a day. Brazil tops the list with 30 percent with Italy is the lowest at six percent.
Two to three is the number of dates most Filipino men will have before they go all the way. Twenty-one percent said they made a hit in one date.
The most faithful men in the world are in Poland at 62 percent; USA, 52 percent; and in 10th place is Spain with 50 percent. Filipino men did not land a place/rank in this aspect. Filipino men, however, rank No. 5 as the least faithful (kaliwete) in the world. Brazil tops the list, with Russians and Hungarians the least faithful.
If they could be granted their strongest wish, Filipino men want 1) to last long as they want in bed (50 percent); 2) Seduce any woman instantly (43.35 percent); 3) Have multiple orgasm (31.85); 4) Have a bigger penis (29.84); 5) Make any woman orgasm by touch (22.18 percent). With my bachelor friend, Mang Rizal, our fondest wish is to get a date for free.
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July 10, 2008 at 04:23 am by Luiz Castro, 12587 views, 35 comments
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Anonymous user (not verified)at 04:52 on July 10th, 2008
Six is the average number of women Filipino men have sex with in their life. ???????
No. Six is the average number of women Filipino men have sex with in their LIVES. Men do not have one collective life. Learn English.
[Edit by Jordan: I'd delete this, as it's just mean, but everyone else added their comments as a reply... their stuff would be lost, too! The anon user above may well never have visited a UGC site before, as the indentation and coloring of the Highlighted section is basically Esperanto for "quoted material".]
at 05:01 on July 10th, 2008
Anonymous (not verified), my English is truly bad, but you have to send your note to the Filipino newspaper. I did not write that. LOL
at 07:29 on July 10th, 2008
Jordan, good job in not deleting. Applause for you!
at 05:03 on July 10th, 2008
I'm a pedant at the best of times, but I find your remark uncalled for and ill placed. Remember not everyone here is a native English speaker. If you wish to make such comments in such a rude fashion, might I suggest a) that you register properly as a user and b) send a private message. It's much more polite and fairer. Unfortunately I cannot send you one as you remain Anonymous (not verified). Regards.
at 05:07 on July 10th, 2008
Expect much more of the same from Anonymous users!
at 05:09 on July 10th, 2008
Isn't someone doing something about it? I just find it...oh I don't know....a cheap shot I suppose. And there's no way of addressing the person publicly or privately.
at 05:12 on July 10th, 2008
There is a post about this issue in the forum where members can voice their concerns.
at 05:14 on July 10th, 2008
thanks. I'll take a look.
at 05:47 on July 10th, 2008
Jordan, I don't mind my comments being deleted if it means that of the Anonymous user (not verified) - what a pain to type that out every time - also disappears. And Vinny could alway re-flag (not sure that's English, but what the heck).
Johnny
at 05:52 on July 10th, 2008
Jordan is right to leave this thread, if threads are deleted then it makes it a complete waste of time contributing to them in the first place, also it lets members see what happens when you allow anonymous comments.
at 05:57 on July 10th, 2008
The time to delete the anonymous comments that offend is before it gets to this stage.
at 05:08 on July 10th, 2008
lfcastro, I like this story. It's good stuff.
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Anonymous (not verified)at 06:08 on July 10th, 2008
Remember all - Sex is not the only thing in life. We all need to have an object in life - Today, Tomorrow and Always.
at 06:55 on July 10th, 2008
Zichi, are you firing me?
at 07:12 on July 10th, 2008
Yep, that's the excuse I use during my . . . uh . . . "celibacy".
at 06:15 on July 10th, 2008
7. Sex with a partner half my age !!!
Have Filipino men under thirty two got no standards??
down right filthy dirty
at 07:11 on July 10th, 2008
Zich
Well you maybe right! I commonly see wranglers, editors and much more posting fanatical racist calls, apologizing for war crimes, supporting religious intolerance, defending dictators, etc, and no one raise the voice against the post. But that is how the world is, if you call for hate, is freedom of speech, if you talk about sex, you dirty.
If someone fires me because I have posted that, I will not cry, maybe you can take my place instead.
at 06:22 on July 10th, 2008
Anonymous (not verified)
at 09:08 on July 10th, 2008
Remember all - Sex is not the only thing in life. We all need to have an object in life - Today, Tomorrow and Always.
what about all our yesterdays - never never forget.
at 06:52 on July 10th, 2008
Don't delete anything. It is funny to see how that develops.
at 08:24 on July 10th, 2008
lfcastro, I like this story. It's good stuff.
at 09:11 on July 10th, 2008
I deleted that spam comment and it nixed yours PEP. No viruses, just cheap t-shirts, heh.
I guess the question is, how far do we want to go with allowing users to vote for stories? If this is what people want to see, do we put other stories that *we* feel are more important in the top 5?
at 09:20 on July 10th, 2008
Rob, thanks, as always, for your attentiveness. You are always so responsive, and that is appreciated.
As far as "voting" for stories--we know that there's a "secret sauce" of how stories get to the top 5, or how points get made for the (accursed, excuse me) Leaderboard. I don't like the idea of voting stories up--people will tend to vote their politics, or personalities, vs. looking at the quality of material, IMHO.
I hope that Now Public doesn't continue to become like Newsvine. Really.
Maybe what would help is if the staff explained how things get to the top 5, and told us more.
Yesterday I got an email from an NP friend who said he wanted me to know that he only found my story by accident, searching tags. It was then a very active story, it has many GS flags, many comments, and lots of views. But somehow it just "disappeared" and he didn't even find it, as I understand it, by going through categories.
I think that NP contributors would benefit from transparency from staff and also direct teaching and guidance about what the true goals here are. That's just my .02 cents worth, and with inflation, it's worth 0.00. :)
at 09:21 on July 10th, 2008
Rob, thanks, as always, for your attentiveness. You are always so responsive, and that is appreciated.
As far as "voting" for stories--we know that there's a "secret sauce" of how stories get to the top 5, or how points get made for the (accursed, excuse me) Leaderboard. I don't like the idea of voting stories up--people will tend to vote their politics, or personalities, vs. looking at the quality of material, IMHO.
I hope that Now Public doesn't continue to become like Newsvine. Really.
Maybe what would help is if the staff explained how things get to the top 5, and told us more.
Yesterday I got an email from an NP friend who said he wanted me to know that he only found my story by accident, searching tags. It was then a very active story, it has many GS flags, many comments, and lots of views. But somehow it just "disappeared" and he didn't even find it, as I understand it, by going through categories.
I think that NP contributors would benefit from transparency from staff and also direct teaching and guidance about what the true goals here are. That's just my .02 cents worth, and with inflation, it's worth 0.00. :)
at 10:04 on July 10th, 2008
My idea about this post was see over a market perspective what people is looking for, I really don't care about the 10 sexual dreams of the Filipinos, but under a internet usage and flow perspective, looks to me like most of the people is still looking for some "hot" stuff.
I have posted also two contradictory articles on US budgetting practices, both at the same time, just take a look how many people stop to read that.
I think that may be useful for the site administration.
BTW, in politics we don't have nothing different, don't get elected the best candidate, get elected the most popular candidate.People's voice is God voice!
at 10:51 on September 24th, 2008
OK, we know you aren't into porn. But your porn-fiend "friends" can save paper and plastic by feeding their fetishes via this neat, new doohickey called the Interweb. (The rest of us can get our PG-rated magazines, movies, and music online.)
http://www.pornexa.com
pornexa.com
at 09:14 on July 10th, 2008
I'm Filipino...and I liked the article...entertaining...good stuff!
at 09:53 on July 10th, 2008
I'm with zichi, here.
Edit because the rest of my comment didn't post: With all due respect to the OP, I don't think this is the standard that NP is trying to achieve.
at 10:21 on July 10th, 2008
Thank you, I respect and agree with your opinion! I had no intention to be disrespectful to anyone.
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Anonymous (not verified)at 11:22 on July 10th, 2008
Only 10?
at 12:15 on July 10th, 2008
It's fascinating to watch a story change from a joke to an experiment to an interesting discussion.