10 Reasons The Crystal Skull will probably suck

The audience is old
The target-audience has long lost interest in mainstream Hollywood with it’s beautiful skinny young people. Mostly they are divorced men picking up easy crotch on Craigslist, spending their disposable income on Jack Daniels and Viagra. The less jaded ones are workaholics or hobbyists watching only the movies their wives tell them to watch. They lave long lost touch with their youth, and watching Harrison Ford will likely only depress them more.