10 Worst Ways to Propose

You might have seen this video and also this video scattered about the net, at one time or another. This, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly why you don’t propose at sporting events, because if you get rejected, then a whole stadium of people will know it, as well as the people watching at home. And inside, they’re all laughing at you. Don’t propose in the stands either. Picture this: Sweaty, overweight man to your right, feasting on what used to be a bucket of chicken but now resembles the ground zero of grease, swearing guy just behind you, you can’t even begin to guess what he’s swearing at, your shoes stick to the floor with what you can only hope is gum (I said GUM) and spilt drinks…Romantic? If you think so, I’m sure there are websites you can visit for your particular…Interests.

At somebody else’s wedding.
Are you joking? Don’t be fooled by the way that everyone is super happy for the couple getting married and think they’ll be that way forever, it could be the start of a long, downwards spiral. But regardless, it’s just one day out of their whole lives, no one can be that happy forever. Without drugs. Besides, who wouldn’t be happy with all these adoring people swarming around them and giving them presents? Hell, I’m happy just getting one present, so imagine how I’d feel with a hundred. Also, cake. Cake which isn’t a lie. Or a pop-culture cliché. If you honestly want to experience the same level of euphoric bliss that the couple seem to on their wedding day, go out with your friends and have them all toast to your sheer awesomeness and give you drinks at the same time.

In front of her family.
In theory it might seem like a nice idea, but in actuality, rejection will make it so much worse. You might think you’re making a brave gesture and statement of your true feelings for your loved one in front of her mother and father, but what you’re really doing is giving her dad the opportunity to give you that jab in the kidneys he’s always wanted to, when she rejects you. Because he hates you. And so do I.

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