10 Worst Ways to Propose
lovemorgul | November 26, 2008 at 05:08 amby
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At somebody else’s wedding.
Are you joking? Don’t be fooled by the way that everyone is super happy for the couple getting married and think they’ll be that way forever, it could be the start of a long, downwards spiral. But regardless, it’s just one day out of their whole lives, no one can be that happy forever. Without drugs. Besides, who wouldn’t be happy with all these adoring people swarming around them and giving them presents? Hell, I’m happy just getting one present, so imagine how I’d feel with a hundred. Also, cake. Cake which isn’t a lie. Or a pop-culture cliché. If you honestly want to experience the same level of euphoric bliss that the couple seem to on their wedding day, go out with your friends and have them all toast to your sheer awesomeness and give you drinks at the same time.
In front of her family.
In theory it might seem like a nice idea, but in actuality, rejection will make it so much worse. You might think you’re making a brave gesture and statement of your true feelings for your loved one in front of her mother and father, but what you’re really doing is giving her dad the opportunity to give you that jab in the kidneys he’s always wanted to, when she rejects you. Because he hates you. And so do I.
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