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5/25/09: “This Changes Everything”

by nukegingrich | May 18, 2009 at 01:55 pm

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What all fits into a category named “everything?”

Well, everything, obviously.

Not something, most things, the majority of things, a lot of things, no, no, no.

Everything.

Under the banner of "This Changes Everything," The History Channel is promoting a Global Event, complete with a countdown clock, which touts “the most important find in 44 million years!”

You would think The History Channel has got to know that after headlining a program this way, it has to live up to the hype. The program simply must deliver the goods, or else the network’s credibility will be damaged, perhaps irreparably. This could turn out to the the History Channel’s very own version of Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone’s vault.

With this kind of hyperbole, anything less than the revelation of the existence of time traveling, shape shifting, crop circle designing, Darwin affirming, cattle mutilating aliens, complete with a world-wide governmental cover up, and somehow tied to the monetary crisis, 9/11, the internet bubble, the illuminati, and the free masons will be an anti-climax.

But that’s just me.

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AbelN

at 20:22 on May 18th, 2009

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jazzyzazzy

at 02:22 on May 19th, 2009

Everything is just a word.

nukegingrich

at 19:33 on May 19th, 2009

wsj just let the cat, errrr, monkey out of the bag.

It's a Ren and Stempy moment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMuY-bAxGec

Edmund Jenks

at 08:05 on May 22nd, 2009

It's not just you ... if only this phrase and hyperbole wasn't something that is stated everyday about the Obama Administration and its moves to expand the role of Government and decrease the nation's safety for everyone that lives and is a citizen here.

Maybe, they will find out there is truth to the theory that Barack Obama is not ... and has never been a citizen of this country, the country he "leads".

Now THAT! ... would change "EVERYTHING!"