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Andressa Soares: Watermelon Woman Video Proves Web is for Porn

by Truemorist | June 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm

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Leave it to Vice Magazine to do a three-part video feature on Andressa Soares, the Playboy model whose, uh, singular posterior earned her the nickname "Watermelon Woman" in her native Brazil... and leave it to you guys to make the story so dang popular. As those plucky puppets on Avenue Q so wisely sang, "the Internet is for Porn". Would the untimely passing of David Carradine still be such big news if it didn't have resonances of Michael Hutchence? Would you care about Darfur if Angelina Jolie wasn't the one talking about it?

We say yes, but our clicking habits say no. And I do mean "we".

So, yeah, leave it to Vice to bring the hard-hitting news... and leave it to us to lap it up!

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stop jerking off (not verified)

at 07:49 on July 27th, 2009

Eye opening post. One, because of the ironic facts, and two because her asset does justice to the term. But seriously, she's blessed, and lots of men have used her as inspiration to discharge.