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Ashton Kutcher Ding Dong Punks CNN and No One Cares
Yeah yeah yeah...Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million Twitter followers.
And okay, fine, he had to make good on his "ding-dong-ditch" Ted Turner promise.
Only Teddy don't exactly have no accessible home or doorbell, so @aplusk (aka the Oprah-declared 'King of Twitter') had to make due with a juvenile, Punk'd-era celebrity prank.
After assembling his loyal 'fan tweeps' in an Atlanta parking lot, Ashy and wife Demi ('Alphacougar' aka @apluscoug) Moore proceeded to march on up to the CNN offices and unveil a giant @aplusk banner over CNN's logo sign.
Zing!
But those crazy kids didn't stop there. No sirree Bob.
Earlier in the day, after Kutcher grabbed a Coke at the local Montana Grill — owned by Ted Turner — he and his Twittering cohort "stacked hundreds of boxes of Ding Dongs in front of the restaurant. Ashton and his Twitter pals then repeatedly rang a bell."
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
Get it? "Ding-dong-ditch"... and boxes of Ding Dongs?
Then ringing a bell?
“Ted doesn’t really have an accessible home, and Ted doesn’t really have an accessible doorbell,” he told the crowd.
And guess what, Ashton?
No one cares.
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at 09:05 on May 14th, 2009
I have been using Twitter since about last Sept, started because I wanted to follow an Apple thing on Macworld, and I like Twitter but I agree who cares about Ashton Butcher? These people will only kill it!
at 09:10 on May 14th, 2009
Only 100 people turned up? I thought it would have made a bigger impact than that.
at 09:53 on May 14th, 2009
It's like Demi Moore is back in the Brat Pack, seriously, she is like a giddy school girl swooning over Corey Haim, hell, I would go so low as to compare Ashton to Corey Feldman. This is really sad. I beg these twitterati to grow up.
at 16:13 on May 17th, 2009
Who is this Kutcher guy anyway?
Like anyone cares...