Ashton Kutcher Wax Off, Lives to Tweet About It (VIDEO)

If nothing else, Ashton Kutcher knows how to put the pap back into paparazzi.

Once again playing his own self-documenting paparazzo, Mr. Moore aka the infamous @aplusk, decided it would be fun to steal an idea from a legitimately funny movie and make it all his own.

Ashton "some people prefer hardwood, some people carpet" Kutcher apparently needed to have his chest waxed so that his otherwise fur-clad body would match that of his hair-free stunt double.

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Ashton Kutcher Gets Waxed _ _ _ Ouch!!!

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Whether the blame is accurately placed or not, AK thought it would be cool to ape the infamous chest-waxing scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin and record his own pectoral fuzz-ripping experience at the hands of a French nurse.

Then, what better way to celebrate such a spectacularly hairless occasion than to post it on Twitter as a friendly "Hi baby I love you so much" note to his wife...and thereby...THE ENTIRE WORLD?

Thanks you meme-mongering, hairless Ash. We'll be paying for this for a long, long time.