Truemors
How do you make a boring, unemotional, evangelical Albertan choir boy look like a sexy, hunky, charismatic statesman and give him a majority government? Find an even more boring idiot that can't see behind those thick rimmed glasses the millions of drivers that swear every time they go to the gas station to fill her up. Persuade this idiot that Canadians would love to pay more taxes on fuel as if they're not paying enough, and that will spell the end of the dynasty of Quebecers that have charmed this country with their broken English and broken promises for the past decade and a half. What a pity.
Ohh Celine Dion, why did they choose Stephan and not you?
Yes, that's the reason we're gonna get four years of the Canadian Rambo that would've got us big time into Iraq, and who'd like to send more Canadians for Al Qaida's and Taliban's target practise in Afghanistan. I have to admit, though, in spite of his plagiarised speeches, that Stephen Harper sounds very prime ministerial when he talks about why we shouldn't pay more taxes on gasoline. How about nationalising strategic energy resources, Stephen, do you have the guts for that? Of course not.
You mean we're so shallow as an electorate that we'd cast our votes to avoid a few hundred bucks of taxes on gas? You bet. Does anyone remember BC's auto insurance election and how ICBC came into being?
My only consolation is that the bells may also be ringing for those Liberal impersonators in Victoria, the old rotten Socreds in pantyhose, and their carbon tax. You hypocritical rednecks should have taxed gas company profits for a change, not the people trying to make ends meet.
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