Bert and Ernie Gay Marriage Petition: Would You Sign?

by Jordan Yerman | August 10, 2011 at 07:08 am
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Petition for Bert & Ernie to Marry on Sesame Street

A petition on change.org hopes to get enough signatures to get Bert and Ernie, Sesame Street's beloved and obviously-gay roommates, to finally make honest Muppets of each other.

Cohabiting gay couples are commonplace in Bert's and Ernie's hometown of New York City. Did anyone stop to think that maybe Bert and Ernie don't want to marry? Maybe they're happy just cohabiting. Marriage, while a civil right,  isn't necessarily the apotheosis of each and every relationship.

They're definitely common-law spouses by now, as they've been together since 1969. They're the real deal. In arguing that this marriage petition is inappropriate, I'm not saying that Bert and Ernie shouldn't be able to marry: I'm saying that it's not our call.

Aside from the fact that you can't write television by committee (otherwise Ned Stark would be a lot less dead), let's take a second to think about the muppets.

Bert and Ernie live in a children's puppet show, not a reality show. Maybe they don't want their relationship dictated by the whim of the internet voting public. Did you ever think of that? Huh? Did you?

You can view and, if you're so inclined, sign the Bert and Ernie marriage petition via the link below.

We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful. Only that they allow Bert & Ernie to marry or even add a transgender character to the show. It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different.

Are Bert and Ernie Actually Gay? (Hint: Duh)

To those still in denial about Bert's and Ernie's sexuality... oh, come on.

Some muppets are gay. Get over it.

Update: Sesame Workshop continues to live in denial, saying in a statement, "Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."

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Madre Preocupada

www.change.org/petitions/pbs-for-bert-ernie-not-get-marriedSIGN OUR PETITION NO TO ALLOW THISTHEY ARE CHILDREN FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!! SESAME STREET IS NOT RESPONSIBLE TO TEACH OUR KIDS ABOUT MARRIAGE, SEXUAL PREFERENCE ETC. JUST THE ABC'S PEOPLE COME ON...WE VOW NOT TO WATCH THE SHOW IF THIS OCCURSSIGN OUR PETITION>>>>>

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Dumb And Dumber

This is absolutely halarious. Does anyone have an idea how old the suppossed Bert and Ernie Characters are supposed to be? Maybe this could help promote NAMBA Organizations or other immoral groups. Currently there's some dignity to teach kids in America and elsewhere, which includes their ABC.       

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P.C. gone array

When you take into account the history of Bert and Ernie there has never been a sexual undertone or overtone to their episodes.  Every thought that has been voiced in terms of sexuality has been strictly an insinuation.   Again I state that the History of Bert and Ernie has never been that of a married couple, but that of a friendship.  To marry them now would not only go against their history of friendship, but make no sense EXCEPT to those that have a very politically inclined agenda.Instead of ACCEPTING the loving friendship between two heterosexual male friends which has been the history of Bert and Ernie, now a POLITICAL AGENDA is now aiming to ultimately write a STORY of it's own. It is PURE speculation for me to state that it is a POLITICAL AGENDA that is trying to rewrite the history of Bert and Ernie's relationship; however what other reason could there be for changing (yes changing because we can SAFELY and STRONGLY suggest they are NON SEXUAL characters, platonic friends) sexual orientation of TWO DEFINED characters on a show aimed at children?   If creating awareness is the primary concern, a new puppet couple could be introduced; however the aimed desire is to rewrite the history of BERT and ERNIE. The rewrite would be Bert and Ernie a gay couple that married only recently because in the past they were unable due to laws and/or possible potential fears.My belief for creating a new puppet couple is based on honesty.  There is no honesty when we base a couple on friendship and then suddenly change their intention, OTHER THAN insinuating ......WE WERE GAY THE WHOLE TIME, but could not "come out" because of existing threats.  This is a political move plain and simple.  A political move that does not take into account or ignore the value of platonic friendship.To create awareness create a new puppet couple, this will create a new presence, a new storyline and beginning, rather than taking away and rewriting the history of what so many individuals adore; a true friendship based on the love of friendship, not based on a sexual relationship.Re-post if you believe in the love friendship and the legacy that Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie have instilled within you.

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anthony woods

you kno what the thought of this just made me want to through up. makes me sick to my stomach. bert and ernie,  married? gay? Thier fake for god sake, thier puppets.  If any parent would ever have such an out look on life, they are a disgrace. anrt u suppossed to keep your kids away from sex as long as possible?  I have never seen a parent act any different nore have i ever seen a parent let thier kids every watch nething sexually on tv or in books nething. this is a strait up disgrace to nething on tv i never watched bert and ernie but i kno its a very nice and  loving kdis show and remain on air for ever. but if some one who makes that show even thinks of something like this needs to be put in prison for even having a thought of this, cause that means their no better then the child rappest who u see go to prison everyday on the news. I feel very strongly about all this and i most deffenitly am totally aginst this.

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Mitch Rozen

I am against Bert & Ernie getting married.  It is not that I am against gay marriage it is just that Ernie is way too promiscuous!  I mean I watch Sesame Street with my little boy and I don’t say anything but just watch him.  Take a look at when Burt went to Peoria for the Pigeon convention.  The first chance Ernie gets he goes and spends the night at Big Bird’s Nest and won’t go to sleep.   Also, take a look at the segment “Journey to Ernie”.  Ernie is constantly hanging out that the Cruising Park looking and hoping to be found.  In 40 years of Sesame Street Ernie shows absolutely no signs of a commitment and that is what we are really looking for in a marriage, regardless if it is gay or not.   Mitch Rozen Rochester, NY

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Waltec

What a bunch of BS - Everybody knows Bert is not the target of Ernie's affection. if Ernie marries anyone, its got to be Rubber Ducky,  Why.... cause... he's the one.. that makes bathtime.. lots of fun... Rubber Ducky, i'm awfully fond of you....

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DA

I'm not saying that a gay marriage is what sesame street needs but I do think that some education of gay people is what children need. I know for a fact that people who have had no education in why gay relationships are okay, tend to dislike gay people. My sister came out as bisexual at the age of 13 and people who had no understanding of gay relationships still consistently bully her. If children had an education in gay relationships,  then surely this horrific bullying would come to an end.

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Zander_SIG

I can't even believe that we are talking about this! NO, they should not be getting married, that is stupid! Thanks for not bowing down to the Hollywood Liberals! Our Nation is coming apart at the seams, we have a President that does not kn...ow how to lead and thinks that America's greatness comes from BIG GOVERNMENT! This man also thinks that the FREE MARKET is the enemy, he wants to destroy our Freedom and Liberty but first he must destroy our economy (and it looks like he is doing a great job), yet we have more people worried about Bert and Ernie and other "Mickey Mouse" issues! More people need to be focused on stopping this Big Government and Tyranny that they are wanting to impose on us! It will be Orwellian! “There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.” ~ John Adams

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GDUDE

Are people nuts? Really, Bert and Ernie, two fake, made-up, pretend, muppets get married? Gay and lesbian activists need a new hobby. People make me sick. What more do "you people" want? What the hell. While we are at it, have them drink beers, smoke pot, announce themselves as illegal aliens, wave hand guns, hit women, and molest children. I am only kidding, but am trying to make a statement. What happened to the true values of our American children?  Get real. Never, never has Sesame Street showed sexuality towards our children. So why do it now. Oh, that's going to solve all of our problems. Maybe once they get married, the S & P will raise the US credit back to AAA. Maybe all the illegals will finally go back where they came from. Blacks and whites are going to sing Cumbaye in the streets, dogs and cats living together, OMG, the world is now peaceful and we cvan thank the gay activists because they mean.....NOTHING TO US. Go away you FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are not wanted, not accepted, not anything but ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go away.

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K.F.

Ridiculous... It amazes me that people would even waste their time coming up with a petition for this.  It's the creators choice to do what they wish with their creations, they shouldn't be forced to because of an agenda.  I grew up with ernie and Bert and the Sesame Street gang... in fact they are a year younger than I am... I also grew up gay and I say leave the puppets and their creators alone for fikes sakes!

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Buzz Lavender

All I know is that OV has it right. The Count would have to officiate. Grover would be the best man -- and Rubber Ducky would be the ring bearer.

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/should-sesame-streets-bert-and-ernie-come-out-gay


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The 1

This issue actually alludes to a much broader and sensitive issue in America today. America needs to have an outing and frank discussion about gay rights and civil unions in America and American culture today.

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dgpic4

Yeah, Ernie and Burt should get married and get rid of the twin beds too!!

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Selwyn Adams

DON'T BE STUPID! GAYS WOULD BE SIGNING THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANT! As a black man I know what happens when people start burning puppets: They dehumanize the real people those puppets represent. Once you get a group of people to cheer when bad things happen to a puppet, you could do the same thing to the real people and get cheers as well. Then it's only a matter of time before you can burn them on a cross. After all, they're only puppets!

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JoeMoonraven

Stop trying to make being gay cool... it's not, it's disgusting. Leave the D@mn dolls alone.

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