'Blow': New Ke$ha Video Features 'James Van Der Douche' (Lyrics)

New Ke$ha Video: James Van Der Beek, Unicorns, Autotune

Ke$ha's video for Blow features everything you'd expect in a Ke$ha video, but with a bit of Lady Gaga sheen thrown on top. Let's get into it:

• Unicorns
• Autotune
• Ke$ha making out with unicorns
• Ke$ha licking her fingers
• Glitter
• Champagne
• Ke$ha doing Ectasy
• James Van Der Beek
• Ke$ha calling James Van Der Beek "James Van Der Douche"
  
• Wait, that's not E, that's Meunster cheese
• Disco laser gun battle, with no thought for innocent waltzing unicorns caught in the crossfire.

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Ke$ha 'Blow' Video Features Unicorns

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Don't worry, though: the video promises that no mythological creatures were harmed in the making of the Blow video. Can't say the same about my poor, poor ears. If you're into Ke$ha, you'll probably like this, but if you're not, then skip to the last few seconds for the disco laser gun battle.

Ke$ha: Blow Lyrics

Dance!
Backdoor cracked, we don't need a key
We get in for free, no VIP sleaze
Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead
Now you're one of us, you're coming with me
It's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down
Tonight we're taking over, no one's getting out

CHORUS:
This songplace about to blow! Blow!

Now what? We're taking control
We get what we want, we do what you don't
Dirt and glitter cover the floor
We're pretty and sick, we're young and we're bored
It's time to lose your mind and let the crazy out
Tonight we're taking names, 'cause we don't mess around

Go, go, go, go insane, go insane
Throw some glitter, make it rain on
And let me see them hands, let me, let me see them hands
Go insane, go insane