Chris Brown Says "I Am Not A Monster" & "All Blog Sites Are Liars

by Jon Azpiri | May 27, 2009 at 09:46 am

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Listen here, haters. Chris Brown has had it with you haters and your hate-filled hating. The R&B star and Rihanna's ex posted a YouTube video where he tells fans that "I Am Not a Monster."

Brown made the video in what appears to be a bowling alley. His rant started with him plugging his new album Graffiti, which drops shortly. He then says, "Everybody that's haters, they just been haters."

Brown also posted another video stating that "All blog sites are liars. You guys lie."

Using the phrase "I am not a monster" does not exactly put Chris Brown in good company. Here are a few other people who have recently defended themselves by saying, "I Am Not a Monster:

The call girl who slept with former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster,” the woman said as she told the tiniest tidbits of her story

An Irish drunk driver who killed five people.

“I am not a monster. I am not a bad man.”

An insane Austrian man who imprisoned his own daughter and fathered children with her.

"I could have killed them all," reads the front page headline of today's Bild Zeitung. And Fritzl, dubbed a monster by the Austrian media, told his lawyer, Rudolf Mayer, "I'm not a monster," according to today's report.

A man accused of shooting four Oakland police officers.

"I don't want people to think he's a monster. He's just not. He's just not."

This isn't to say that Chris Brown is guilty of anything. It's just that we need to retire the phrase "I'm not a monster." Now if we can just do something about the word "haters."