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DIY Kenyan Birth Certificate: HOWTO Piss Off Birthers
The Birther phenomenon won't die, no matter how hard we try to kill it. No matter how many times Hawaii waves around US President Barack Obama's birth certificate, and no matter how atrociously amateurish the fake Obama birth certificate looks, people continue to assert that the President was not born in the USA. Even though he obviously was.
So, if the mainstream media insists on lending tenuous relevance to this nonsense issue, then fine. Fine. In the spirit of things, I, your humble Truemorist, hereby assert that I lied about my American birth. Indeed, I was born in Kenya, too.
And so can you. A word of warning: These birth certificates are A) invalid, and B) may hinder your aspirations to higher public office.
I'm not sure who'll be more annoyed by this: Birthers or actual Kenyans.
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at 06:25 on August 7th, 2009
Funny piece! Although I'm sure Kenyans would have been more than proud and happy to claim Mr. Obama as their own had he actually been born in their country.
at 12:19 on August 12th, 2009
Funny. The whole force behind the birther movement seems preposterous to me. He's president. What do they think they are going to change? Plus, if even Anne Coulter is not behind this movement, because she thinks that it is too ridiculous, you may find that as a hint that what you're saying is a whole other extreme.
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at 22:13 on August 24th, 2009
Cross-reference the 'Orly Taitz' document with the 'Lucas Smith' birth certificate (See below.) and just wait for the experts in document forensics to speak. Make sure you are looking at the actual 'original images released'. There are many people on the Internet playing games with these images. Ultimately, analysis of these documents will be performed on the actual paper originals and not photographs or scans. Take a look at the latest Youtube video released on <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 />August 22, 2009: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWd2INPhL4 If you follow enough of these websites, you'll keep coming across the same names - people that are apparently on Obama's or Acorn's payroll that do nothing all day but spread disinformation. Seek out the truth! Under this mountain of deception and corruption lies the heart of clever Muslim using 'Taquiya' Trojan horse tactics and trying to run out the clock. The American people's good nature and generosity of heart has been used against them - Just as predicted by a Russian leader so long ago. It's not too late to take our country back. Stay positive. God bless America.