‘Drug’ Made From Human Waste Causing Stink

An implausible story about a natural high derived from human waste is causing a stink on the Internet and has forced a local sheriff’s department to issue a warning about the “drug.”

The Collier County Sheriff’s Office in Tampa, Fla., recently released a bulletin warning of a new drug threat in America — jenkem — made by fermenting human feces and urine and huffing the gas produced.

“We wouldn’t classify it as a drug so much because it’s feces and urine,” said Garrison Courtney, a spokesman for the Drug Enforcement Administration in Washington, D.C.

“You’ve pretty much hit the bottom of the barrel if you’re experimenting this,” he added.

The confidential memo, dated Sept. 26, was meant “for officer safety and awareness,” but it was leaked and found its way online, where it was posted Monday on the Smoking Gun, which questioned “what they’re inhaling down in Collier County.”

Internet pundits were quick to jump on the intelligence briefing, noting that the photos and descriptions of the high jenkem produced came from “Pickwick,” a contributor to the Web site Totse.com, who later admitted his “use” of jenkem was faked using flour, water, beer and Nutella.

Source: Fox