Enough with the Celebrity Death Hoaxes

Please, please, please... I beg of you. No more fake celebrity death hoaxes. Enough.

It's getting very old, very fast. I mean it.

Rick Astley = Alive.

Natalie Portman = Alive

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Tom Cruise visiting Motorola at CES

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Tom Cruise, Jeff Goldblum... you get the idea.

Oh, and leave Britney alone!

Just because you can tweet, "ZOMFG, Fred Durst is dead!" does not make you a hacker. It does not make you cool. It does, though, make you an idiot. It's impossible for me to practice my moonwalk skills when my Twitter alert is constantly going nuts. John Stamos? Alive. Lil Wayne? Alive. For real.

That is all. You may go.