Fakerparis Doesn't Even Pretend to Be Paris Hilton

by Truemorist | June 16, 2009 at 06:39 am
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Maybe Twitter's verification system is working. For example, Fakerparis is not even pretending to be Paris Hilton. Judging from his/her/its Twitter homepage wallpaper, he/she/it is really Robert Pattinson.

Perhaps the next step is verified fake-celeb accounts, so you could have TheRealFakeJohn Stamos or TheOriginalFauxBama. Like the starting lineup of tweet-personators. Then they could fight off lesser fakers. Hey, Twitter: you gotta admit it's not a bad idea. I got your back.

I sometimes hate the Internet.

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Anamolly

@FakerParis rawks mah socks off!

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KG

@FakerParis is the man/woman/whatevs!

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FakerParis

You forgot the it!

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vanessarae

hm, so because her wallpaper is Rob, that makes her Rob? Well that makes me Rob too then I suppose. @fakerparis is awesome

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FakerParis

Bah come on guyssssss let's be simple about this. I am Rob of course *laughs*

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mauhra

How gullible can one be? She's a great gal. Whoever She is..


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rpattzlawyer

@fakerparis is the coolest person on the internets! and of course is rob! was there ever any question?

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KG

@FakerParis Of course you're Rob! I knew that all along seeing as I'm Sam! *wink*

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Hoodie

Ahz be da one..da only..Robz Black Hoodie...and Ah Know Who Da Real Rob Is...Fo Shizzle..and Dere is No Doubt About it...@fakerparis IS da real Rob!! *cuff bump*

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FakerParis

True that since you're always with me *winks*

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Honest_bAbe

Damn...I thought I  was Rob...hmmm...Rob background, check.  Rob avatar, check.  seventeen other Rob avatars on twitter, claiming to be Rob, check. 

I KNOW Paris is really Rob...we hooked up! :)

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KandyChazer

@FakerParis..is my hero.. and friend.. I have chazed this Kandy and will neva stop.

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britneyrocks25

lmao go FakeParis! Awesome

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Skylarking18

Is that a question? I mean, we all know @fakerparis is not Paris Hilton. Duhhhh.  And she is Rob, and Rob is obsessed with him self and didn't know if she is she of he is he.  Hellooooooo.  @FakerParis you're the best....

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mamataurus

@FakerParis is a never-run-out supplier of our brand of heroin.

and judging by my home page I am... Twitter??? 

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