Firefox Turns 5, But Worked Better When It was 2
It's Firefox's 5th anniversary! I'd be in a more celebratory mood if Firefox was better. C'mon, let's be honest here: it's been a while since Firefox was really all that reliable. It crashes more often than a bumper car, and it's slower than a snail on GHB.
Designer Grace Smith sparked the question, "which web browser would you marry?" Turns out that people start out dating Firefox, but then find out that it's too high-maintenance, and that the love just isn't there after a while.
I’d marry Chrome; She’s fast, mentally stable, up-to-date and doesn’t require 100% of your resources to run a la Firefox.
I’d marry firefox. Sleep with chrome and snog safari.
I'll add a Twibbon to my Twitter profile if Firefox fixes its laundry-list of performance issues, mkay? I want to love you Firefox, but sometimes you just don't let me in.