Game of Thrones Season 2 Finale Preview
Game of Thrones S02E10: 'Valar Morghulis' Preview
It's nearly time, Dire Wolf fans... for the Game of Thrones Season 2 finale. Check out the preview for Game of Thrones S02E10, "Valar Morghulis", below.
In the preview for the episode with the Lord-of-the-Rings-sounding name, we see that Tywin Lannister is hailed as a conquering hero, and hopefully we'll find out who tried have Tyrion whacked during the confusion of the Battle of Blackwater. Cersei, don't leave town.
Meanwhile, we see that Theon Greyjoy is still making friends and influencing people oop North. Osha is doing that "what-you-talkin'-'bout-Willis?" head-cock thing.
Also, we saw the rebirth of Sansa Stark as a political animal in S02E09 as she dipped her feet into the murky waters of propaganda and showtunes.
We'll also get to check in with Team Dragon Mama: is Jorah Mormont proclaiming his love for Daenerys Targaryen?!
Up in the Frozone: I'm convinced that Jon Snow and Ygritte are going to hook up; maybe this is the episode with sub-zero HBO sex. If so, foreplay is pretty rough oop North. Time will tell, because none of you who have read the books will even fucking think about dropping any spoilers.
Game of Thrones S02E10 Recap/Review Preview
Having not yet seen the season finale, I of course have no freakin' clue what I'm going to write. It'll depend on the episode, the positions of the stars, and my sobriety level.
However, I can promise some cheap shots at Joffrey Baratheon, as well as phonetic descriptions of the North. Profanity is also widely understood to be forthcoming. In fact, it's already here.
For those just catching up, here is my previous Game of Thrones coverage.