Get Your 'Anti-Energy' Drank On

by Jarrett Martineau | June 5, 2008 at 09:56 am
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Anti-energy drinks are the new energy drinks. Minus the whole getting drunk on cough sizzurp part.

Drank is a new "anti-energy drink," designed to, er, "slow your roll." The grape-flavored drink is fortified with melatonin, valerian root, and rose hips. Based on the color and the name of the beverage, I'd venture to say that they're playing off the popular underground libation Purple Drank. This Village Voice quotes the following from a press release:
 Forkintheroad DrankcanFrom design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind.

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kate

 I love the idea of slowing one's roll.

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Jordan Yerman

So they're actively marketing a soft drink as an Ecstasy comedown aid?! Wow. Well, fair enough, the market exists.

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jessica.lam

Yeah! Let's get our drank on! *falls over

Well well well.. I guess it's the same end result after all.

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D3vils-o9n

I love the DRANK!!!! Its all you need to get you slow on and relax. If anyone knows the home site i wana order some cases.

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