Gisele Bundchen Nude in ‘Of Mice and Men’
by Karen Fish
If you are casting the movie remake of ‘Of Mice and Men’ you can’t do better for Curley’s wife than Gisele Bundchen nude. Gisele Bundchen nude in Vogue Magazine is the world’s highest paid supermodel and she earned $45 Million last year and she is now pregnant with her second child with Superbowl MVP New England Patriot’s Quarterback Tom Brady, who she married after her breakup with Leonardo DiCaprio who rebounded into the arms of Bar Refaeli and then re rebounded into the arms of Erin Heatherton, Joey’s daughter. ‘Hello Angels.’ ‘Hello Charlie.’
We are all living in a real live version of “Of Mice and Men’, the story of Lennie, a giant man who keeps getting into trouble because he does not know his own strength. Our technology has now made us so powerful that we could end life on Earth forever in 30 minutes in Nuclear World War III. The Fukushima nuclear meltdown has already made the tuna off the coast of California radioactive as Mitt Romney pledges to dismantle what he calls “Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency.” ‘Sorry Charlie.’
People are not too worried about nuclear war because they think that the world survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki and it will survive Nuclear World War III, even believing that we can win it. The bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 50 Kilotons. There were two on Earth and we fired both of them as payback for Pearl Harbor. Today there are 25,000 100 megaton nuclear bombs on Earth which split into 8 in midair and are impossible to defend against as Russia fires them over the North Pole at North America. Think kilobytes and megabytes.
Gisele Bundchen nude is among the hottest supermodels ever. Nuclear World War III will ignite a radioactive world wide nuclear fire that will encircle the tiny ball called Earth for one year in a black purple radioactive cloud and block the sun’s rays for the entire Earth in an ice age. Life survived the Ice Age because it didn’t affect the equator region where life survived. This war will encircle the entire world and during that year the radioactive cloud will eat away the entire ozone layer which when squeezed together is only 2 pennies thick. The ozone is what protects us from the nuclear rays of the sun. After one year there will be no ozone and lead will melt on the surface of the Earth along with all life on Earth as it does on Venus where Gisele Bundchen nude comes from according to Tom Cruise.
Mitt Romney is running around saying that he left Bain Capital in Feb. 1999. Who cares? Mitt Romney was pioneering outsourcing American jobs to China where Barbie is made at his company Bain Capital in 1998. Mitt Romney’s plan is to give all the money to his wealthy friends and restore feudalism to the United States complete with Lords, Ladies and peasants and no middle class so that our peasants can compete in the global market place with China’s peasants. This is how he plans to put the country to work.
When we elected President Obama in 2008 it was to replace President Bush who will be playing Curly the husband of Gisele Bundchen nude in ‘Of Mice and Men.’ When we elected President Obama nobody knew that he was a genius military commander with nerves of steel who took out Osama bin Laden, Muammar Gadaffi and Anwar al Awlaki, bin Laden’s successor. Secretly President Obama has been working with Prime Minister Netanyahu infecting Iran’s nuclear program with computer viruses like Stuxnet and Flame and shipping our latest bunker buster bombs to Israel to take out Iran’s nukes under the mountains of Qom.
The key to stopping Iran’s nuclear bomb program is secretly enlisting the compliance of Russia. Everyone knows that a nuclear war with Russia is called MAD, mutually assured destruction, nuclear winter followed by ultraviolet summer, the extinction of life on Earth forever. While Mitt Romney is hurling verbal rocks at Russia calling them our greatest geopolitical foe Mitt hasn’t noticed that the Cold War is over and President Obama has made best friends with President Medvedev and President Putin. Mitt Romney is a chicken hawk four time draft dodger who couldn’t knock out Nancy Pelosi in a street fight as he walks loudly and carries a little stick. Gisele Bundchen nude would not be impressed.