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Good Reaons To Be A Single Male

by talsi123 | March 9, 2008 at 12:03 pm | 217 views | 1 comment

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

- I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

- I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

- I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

- I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

- When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

- I could show my girlfriend where I live.

- I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

- The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

- I would have saved 372,416.21 dollars in groceries by now.

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jordan

at 12:13 on March 9th, 2008

needs improvement:

I wasn't sure what was newsworthy in this story.

Please review What Makes News News. It can really help if you follow the old "W5" news formula -- making sure you have answered the questions: Who? What? Where? When? And Why? (You might want to check out our J-Tips for more help.)

March 9, 2008 at 12:03 pm by talsi123, 217 views, 1 comment