Halloween Missed Connections: Broken Hearts & Walks of Shame

by Truemorist | November 4, 2009 at 08:52 am

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Oh, I love it. Halloween is just the gift that keeps on giving. Once the sun comes up and the tape holding your costume together starts to unstick, everyone takes stock of the night before (and the morning after). This, of course, leads to Craigslist missed connections. SFWeekly compiled some of the more, uh, noteworthy items.

There were some who never made it home, completing their morning walk of shame dressed as slightly deflated sexy bumblebees.

Yikes. What an image. But why is it called "the walk of shame"? Shouldn't they be proud, proud bumblebees? I guess that's another issue for another day.

Check out your city's Missed Connections: make sure to display all, and then filter for the word "Halloween". You may end up with gems such as:

Don't think I got your number and I dont remember if I gave you mine (long night of drinking). I have a pic of us on a friends camera, and I remember quite well what you look like. More details and pics if you contact me. You were very adorable and seemed like a good guy. :)

Stay away, dude.. she misuses apostrophes. That's never a good sign.