I am the devil - satire

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Yes I am Satan your best friend that’s if you are greedy or selfish, most of you are. Humans have written some very nice things about me. The Bible of which I always read backwards (it makes more sense when one does that) says some very bad things about me thats very nice.and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil gives a good biography of me and what I am:

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The Devil is the title given to the supernatural being, who, in mainstream Christianity, Islam, and some other religions, is believed to be a powerful, evil entity and the tempter of humankind. The Devil is commonly associated with heretics, infidels, and other unbelievers.
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I am very good at playing Sim games, in fact I am winning as I have created a gateway at every temple, church, synagogue, mosque and prayer mat. I have even started a new Christian religion out of the old very dangerous goody, goody one. That was my best crafty plan and when this guy called Constantine became my disciple I was on to a winner.

And fooling the Jew’s into believing that Israel was promised to them was a big achievement of mine. Then pretending to be an angel and starting another new religion in the Middle East that was my best idea. All that lovely murder, lying and sin in an area called the Holy Land. lol

I must thank the human writers and film makers for scaring people and showing my great power it very good for my ego.

God is losing as God has only 120 souls in Heaven and I have millions in Hell, Oh the funniest thing I placed a fog in the minds of those that believed in God and they now really believe that God did not create me. Lol

Of course I exist and yes God created me to do his dirty work, it’s a fun job but I know God has rigged the Good against Evil so that God can win. However when it all comes down to the crunch I am of cause doing the will of God as God created Evil.

So who can I tempt to break Gods rules you all know that God will forgive you and it only when sinners repent they will be forgiven (he, he) and go to Hell er errr slip of my fork tongue er errr Heaven.