"I'm Hot": Angelina from 'Jersey Shore' Releases Rap Track
Angelina Pivarnick Releases "I'm Hot": Ill-Advised Rap Track
Angelina Pivarnick from Jersey Shore has released a single called "I'm Hot". The Angelina track hit Hollywood Life, which refrained from passing judgment. Angelina will get no such mercy here, alas. The question is not whether or not it's an Autotuned mess, but only how much of an Autotuned mess it is.
You can hear Angelina's "I'm Hot" below, but even a hardcore Jersey Shore fan must concede that "I'm Hot" is horrific. Angelina Pivarnick is not a serious threat to M.I.A., and I think I just heard Alicia Keys puke.
Pro tip: you cannot use the lyric "Hangin' out with all my friends" unless you're writing the intro for a live-action Nickelodeon show. "I shop and shop/ I just can't stop" cannot qualify as rapping, either. This is so depressing, I want to shoot my laptop...and Angelina's laptop, too. I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel.
"I'm Hot" Lyrics
If you want to read the lyrics to Angelina's "I'm Hot", you can find the Jersey Shore song lyrics here. They're incomplete, but trust me, you are not missing much. Whoever was transcribing the lyrics probably shot his or her laptop mid-verse. One sympathizes.