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The Incredible Hulk (review of sorts)
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by generaldecay | August 11, 2008 at 05:14 am
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This review made me laugh so much! I haven't seen the film, but everything I've read and heard so far makes me think that this critic has probably hit the nail on the head.
Hulk green. Hulk smash. Hulk rubbish.
And I really like that Ed Norton too. Shame.
"Hulk. Smash!" Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk's USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment. Hulk in boring film. Film co-written by star. Edward Norton. Norton in it. Norton write it. Norton not need gamma-radiation poisoning to get big head. Thing is: Hulk head weirdly small. Compared with rest of big green body.
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at 07:12 on August 11th, 2008
generaldecay, I like this story. It's good stuff.
I never understood all this HULK madness nor the story!
at 07:22 on August 11th, 2008
Oh, it's NONSENSE! I watched some of the original TV series recently, and I couldn't believe that people actually thought it was good!
Thanks for the GS. :)
at 07:31 on August 11th, 2008
I usually like super hero films but will not be in any hurry to see this one.
at 09:27 on August 11th, 2008
I'm not huge about superheros, although I was tickled by Iron Man. Have you seen Dark Knight, Vinny?