Jam or Jelly: Google Trend FAIL #2

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Jam or Jelly? Or Preserves? I dunno, ask Google Trends. I have a really hard time believing that people are actually cracking open a browser and typing in "jam or jelly". I guess my question here is whether Google is on crack or... crack. [Ooh- it gets better. The trend has morphed into jam or jelly or preserves. Applesauce is also up on the board]

Well, if you actually found this page because you were looking for jam or jelly, or a comparison between the two, then I hate to waste your time, so here goes:

Jam is made from crushed fruit. Jelly is made from fruit juice. However, both go well with peanut butter and leave telltale stains around kids' mouths when they eat it. Also, both attract bees.

If you had to compare either one to Jell-O, then you'd probably say that jelly is more like Jell-O than jam. By the way, we're talking fruity Jell-O, and not Jell-O pudding. I don't want to piss off Bill Cosby by being imprecise with my gelatin desserts. 

So there you go. Now go search for the Eric Dane sex tape, since that was obviously next on your list.