Jennifer Aniston Is Not Pregnant

by Jarrett Martineau | November 11, 2008 at 01:56 pm
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Let the rumours continue: Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant with John Mayer's baby.

Possibly.

People, it’s OK - there’s not going to be a baby with Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s blood running through it any more.

Not so long ago we were swamped with rumours that Jennifer Aniston, deafened by the epic clanging of her biological clock, had bit the bullet and let fop-haired manboy John Mayer shove a bun in her oven. But apparently that’s not the case.

  And what is the brilliant scientific logic used to deduce this bit of celebrity baby news?
 

Because Jennifer Aniston recently went to a restaurant in quite a tight blouse - something that no pregnant woman has ever done. On top of that, people are now claiming that the pregnancy rumours were started deliberately to steal attention away from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

So, Jen Aniston wore a tight shirt to a restaurant. And you know what that means.

Not pregnant.

Now, in the words of the almighty Chris Crocker, and rabid fans everywhere: "Now leave Jen alone!!!"

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poolparty

Poor Jen - I was hoping she was prego.

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sunnymallia

My favourite artist

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b j cool

lovely jen....

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b j cool

it could'nt be true.. a desire to hope so but not....

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denseatoms

I'm not pregnant, either, and I don't wear tight shirts into restaurants.

In my case, the shirt is tight when I pay the bill on the way out.

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roozbeh

don't stop trying jen. go on!

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