Jessica Simpson does not handle breakups well

Wednesday, 14 May 2008Jessica Simpson does not handle breakups well

As her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo spent the weekend partying in Chicago with pals, Jessica Simpson partook in a marathon drinking session at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina. She got so drunk she had to call her mom for a ride home, and her drinking buddy, friend CaCee Cobb, threw up under their table. Jessica was apparently devastated that John Mayer is now seeing Jennifer Aniston.

Jessica needs some some tips for handling breakups. For example - when you get trashed at a bar, never go home with your mother! Find any willing partner, have horrible drunk sex, call your ex from their bed and tell them in a drunken haze how over them you are. Repeat.

-T