Kaitlin Nootbaar Jesus Christ Never Said Hell Ever
by Karen Fish
Kaitlin Nootbaar did not have a Bar Mitzvah like Jesus Christ the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam because she is a woman like Helen Reddy Nootbar. Unlike Kaitlin Nootbaar in her valedictorian speech Jesus Christ never said the word Hell in his life: the Bible Writers put the word Hell* into Jesus’ mouth hundreds of times hundreds of years after he died. Jesus Christ never got his high school diploma but he was elected God at the Council of Nicaea in 325 AD although not unanimously.
Jesus Christ never used the word Hell because Hel did not exist at the time Jesus Christ walked on the Sea of Galilee with Kansas Congressman Kevin Yodler. Hel was a German fairy tale invented after Jesus Christ died. Hel is the origin of hole. Heaven is a hole in one.
Right in the Holy Bible there is an all out war between the Bible Writers and the Prophets Isaiah, Ezekiel, Malachi and Jesus Christ. The Prophets went nuts as they watched the Bible Writers write their own words and sign them ‘God’ because they were breaking the 3rd commandment, (‘Don’t Take My Name in Vain”) of the only words ever written by God Himself the 10 commandments carved in stone by God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah, Elohim according to the 3.5 billion followers of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
Kaitlin Nootbar is a straight A valedictorian from Prague High School in Prague, Oklahoma. The Prague, Oklahoma School Board are now refusing to give Kaitlin Nootbaar her high school diploma because in her valedictorian speech she used the word Hell. Kaitlin Nootbar said in her speech “When I first started school I wanted to be a nurse, then a veterinarian and now that I am getting closer to graduation people ask me what do I want to do and I say 'How the Hell do I know?’ I’ve changed my mind so many times.” like some degenerate gambler prior to the race. Lord knows that Kaitlin Nootbaar will not be going to work for Stericycle, the company Mitt Romney bought and sold and made a $50M profit on Stericycle which incinerates aborted fetuses.
The following is from the website of The Temple of Love – The World Peace Religion pages 3 and 8:
Page 3: “God called the Bible writers Jackals. God said, "They say, 'Says the Lord', when the Lord has not sent them, and yet they wait for the fulfillment of their word!" (Ezekiel 13:6). Your God of Mount Sinai called your Holy Bible Writers Forgers of His Will! A person who holds up a forgery as the truth, like the Prague, Oklahoma School Board is also guilty of the crime of forgery.”
Page 8: The New Testament was written in Greek a hundred years after Jesus died. Go ask Pope Benediict, he has a twitter account. Your modern scribes, your bible writers today in 2012 substitute their own words "Hell" and "said Jesus" anytime that Jesus says either of the 2 words "Gehenna" or "Sheol" in the Greek manuscripts of the Gospels. This is called forgery. Why do they do this? They remove Jesus' words "Gehenna" and "Sheol" and substitute their own word "Hell" because selling people tickets to Heaven and not Hell is the biggest business in the world and it gives your religious leaders power and control over you, the power to withhold your high school diploma. They will never give up this power and lucre.
Threatening you with eternal damnation in Hell and making you scared to death and laying guilt trips on you and bribing you with false promises of great eternal rewards for following them instead of the word of your own God "10ve", the 10 commandments is the cornerstone technique of brainwashing people. The problem is that this game they are playing with your mind ends in the extinction of all life on Earth forever.
Your scribes, your Bible Writers, your blind guides, Jesus called them, (Matthew 23), believe that they are helping you with their forgeries, with what they call "a little pious fraud" but they are actually leading us all right into a real live Hell on Earth, nuclear world war III. The road to nuclear winter followed by ultraviolet summer and extinction is paved with good intentions.
Jesus never used the word "Hell" in his life. The New Testament was written in Greek. In the New Revised Standard Version bible anytime that Jesus says the word "Hell" there is an asterisk beside the word "Hell*". If you look in the footnotes for what Jesus actually said when your Bible has Jesus saying Hell*, Jesus actually said "Gehenna" or "Sheol". Jesus spoke of Sheol all the time. This is a classic Greek tragic comedy because "Sheol" was the place undergound where both the good and the bad spirits dwelled together after death. (Come Together, Right Now, Over Me!) Anytime that Jesus says the word "Sheol", your modern Bible writers today replace it with their own word "Hell". According to Jesus Christ in the Holy Bible, after death, everyone goes to "Hell*", Sheol, both the good angel and the evil demon spirits.
Human beings like the members of the Prague School Board and Apes share 99% the same DNA. Clarence Darrow was the greatest defence attorney of all time. In the Scopes monkey trial Clarence Darrow defended a teacher accused of teaching evolution instead of creationism. At the time a hundred years ago, the word “Damn” was a curse word. Clarence Darrow told the jury “There are damn few words in the English language that people understand, about 20 of them and I’m damned well going to use all of them.” It’s unclear if this is what got his client convicted.
When Kaitlin Nootbaar gave her speech the crowd loved it and cheered. The question is not ‘Did we evolve?’ but “Will we evolve into a peaceful tolerant species before we nuke ourselves into real live man made Hell on Earth in religious nuclear world war III, that is the question.” With congressmen walking on water it seems that we’re doomed, the writing is on the wall. Avril Lavigne’s youtube video “What the Hell” has 6,583,329 views so far, the exact number of people on Earth right when Katy Nootbaar is being blocked from going to College; ooooh, freaky.