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Kanye West to Bring Fatburger to Chicago in Most Important News Story Ever
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by Jarrett Martineau | August 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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Now that Kanye's conquered the music world and the blogosphere, what's next for the self-loving superstar? Why, taking over the world of fast food, of course!
Check out this hilarious piece from The A.V. Club:
In news destined to send shock waves through the world of business and entertainment, Kanye West, a rapper-producer known for his humility and quiet dignity, is scheduled to bring West Coast fast food franchise Fatburger to his native Chicagoland. How will Kanye's Fatburger chains differ from other franchises? For starters, customers will be encouraged to throw giant temper tantrums if they don't get the prize they want in kids meals. Furthermore, the hands-on, perfectionist hip hop superstar is sure to log a lot of hours manning the drive-thru window. Early reports indicate he'll be happy to freestyle for anyone who super-sizes their extra value meal, and that Kanye's Fatburgers will draw heavily from fast-food franchises run by old soul musicians.
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at 12:52 on August 14th, 2008
LOL
at 14:33 on August 14th, 2008
Thats hilarious.
at 15:04 on August 14th, 2008
mmmmmmm Fatburger
at 19:14 on August 14th, 2008
The almighty FAT BURGER!
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at 19:40 on August 14th, 2008
I'll super-size 2 extra value meals for some Kanye freestyle!
at 19:51 on August 14th, 2008
This Fatburger is in Las Vegas, where everything is open 24 hours. Does Chicago really need this franchise?
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at 03:18 on August 15th, 2008
I admit I have resisted liking this guy, even though his music is basically irresistible. If he does burgers as well as he gets a crowd to their feet though, then I'm probably going to be in line with everyone else, forking over a $20 for the grub.
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at 09:04 on August 15th, 2008
Federal Way is a new city in Washington State. It was formed by cobbling together
many strip malls and puctuating them with big box stores There are some truly
beautiful spots too along the water. There is an on-going debate concerning the
location of it's cultural center. When I saw they had a new Fatburger I wanted to
have it be considered when the select the true cultural center.
at 10:13 on August 15th, 2008
Fatburger in the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica
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at 20:01 on August 15th, 2008
Good burgers. This is on Mill Ave, Tempe, Arizona.
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at 16:52 on August 16th, 2008
goofing off @ Fatburger in West Hollywood
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at 00:53 on September 26th, 2008
i like fat..but dooodes are the best.