Remember the kenyan post election violence? That might sound a distant past as kenyans revel in the glory of Obama win. But our politicians are a strange lot! They are impatient to go to jail for their alleged implications in the mayhem that befell kenyans orchestrated by politicians who crave for trouble,win or lose.
Koffi Annan is having in his custody a sealed envelop bearing the list of 10 kenyan politicians widely alleged to have had a heavy hand on the shame that befell our nation earlier in the year. They are candidates for the next hearings at the international court in HAIG immediately after our other African son known as Taylor.
But wait a minute! Haig hearings can be so far and might as well be very tough on our politicians. So why not book themselves in Indian jails for alleged money laundering that also involves an intricate love triangle with one of our sly Nigerian brothers who has lost his girlfriend to a former kenyan assistiant minister whose official vehicle was impounded at Naivasha police station loaded with bows and arrows just days before the mayhem?
After losing in the elections, the former asistant minister seemed to have found solace in the arms of another man's wife. In a heated love affair that has excited the local paparrazis,our Nigerian brother lost a local town resort club,millions of kenyan shillings and his palatial home in the the lush surburbs of Nairobi to his ex wife,a kenyan national.
This saga was fodder for local journalists one of who was wrestled to the ground in the name of love after stalking the news lovers to a lunch hideout! The lady in question has given many press conferences all aimed at disowning the Nigerian man as the lawful husband sometimes with the former assistant minister keeping a close watch just in case there is a journalist to be wrestled to the ground after parring a tricky question on their relationship.
All was going well till the two lovers decided to go on a business cum honeymoon trip to India where they were nabbed with a lot of money suspected to be dirty money.
There is a talk of the Nigerian man having a hand in this orchestration probably because he is the one who initiated the kenyan lady to the kind of the international business that the two lovers decided to snatch away from him.
The two are now being held in the Indian jails never mind the fact that this was going to be the mans fourth honeymoon since he already has three more legally married wives kenyan style.
The big twist in the saga is highlighted by the fact that it is the three other wives who are trying to raise the money to set up bail for the two love birds so that they can come home to their waiting and anxious families! I would wish to see the kind of reception their families extend to them at the airport on their way back.
Talk about our politicians being dragged to Haig! With a promise of new love and shared quarters at Haig,they are going to pay their own air tickets one way!