to kristie and Barack

Dear Barack and kristie,

Below is part of a letter i was writing kristie over several days.. You don't know me or maybe you do.. i bitched you out in other articles.. Dude, bro, you have a historic chance to change the world more than Kennedy did. After you get reelected, you need to follow Paul's plan to downsize and dismantle our military and associated infrastructure. The MIC can be retooled for things like Mars exploratory drones.. It would be an easy transition. All our tritium reserves can be used for ITER. Almost everything has a scientific application. So think about it okay? i know there's a risk you could end up like Kennedy but.. Don't you think that future i just painted is worth a shot? (Sorry for the serendipitous wording.) Dude, we can do this thing i promise - just takes some proper planning.. And btw, Michelle seriously has 'got it goin on' :P You gotta hold onto that babe ;)

(Thursday) You really changed my life kristie .. After i wrote my article yesterday about that, i went shopping for my mom. There was a girl in the produce section.. She was giving off 'available vibes'.. She was no where near close to your perfection but still a goddess in many ways.. The fact she flirted with me at all was just one. i didn't think about 'making you jealous' cuz as far as i know, you're still with your bf.. i'm fairly certain you've told your friends and family about me but i'm guessing you wanna 'see how it goes' to make sure it's real.. i respect that. If you decide you want me as your man, i'm 'fairly certain' :P i can be faithful to you but you gotta know you changed how i see people.. i was always open to flirting with girls but you made me realize i need all loving men as brothers. The more i think about your bf, the more i donwanna hurt him. i think it's safe to say i've never loved a girl more than i love you at this moment.. And so i also care about his feelings.. Please know i've never loved a girl more than i love you at this moment. But i wanna show you what true love is: stay with Dakota and try to make him as happy as i would be with you.. That's true love.

sam