Lady Gaga Nude Unites Christianity and Islam
by Karen Fish
Pope Benedict XVI, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, King Abdullah of Jordan, Prince Ghazi of Jordan, The Archbishop of Canterbury, The Temple of Love – The World Peace Religion and the United Nations Annual World Interfaith Harmony Week have gone to the ends of the earth to try to unite Christianity and Islam before their nuclear armed hatred of one another fulfills the Dec. 21, 2012 Mayan Apocalypse prediction, but all of their frenzied efforts to unite Christianity and Islam have failed. Thankfully, now Lady Gaga nude has succeeded where they all failed. This is why Forbes Magazine named Lady Gaga nude the most powerful celebrity on Earth in 2011.
Indonesia is the world’s most populous Muslim nation. Today the Jakarta, Indonesia police revoked the permit for Lady Gaga’s June 3, 2012 Jakarta concert. Lady Gaga nude has been banned from Indonesia by the hard line Muslim clerics; hardly the reception she was hoping for; although it’s hard to tell if the infamy will work to her advantage. Jakarta police spokesman Senior Commander Rikwanto said that Lady Gaga nude’s “Born This Way Ball” world tour concert “would bring the faith of Satan to the country and thus destroy the nation’s morals. Lady Gaga indulges in revealing her body, dancing erotically and spreading pornography. The decision was made by looking at the big picture”, not to mention threats of revolution from the Islam Defenders Front. 50,000 tickets averaging $100 per ticket had been sold for the concert.
On 9/11 19 Muslim hijackers slammed into the World Trade Center. In retaliation President George W. Bush publicly declared the first Christian Crusade against Islam in a thousand years and invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, graveyard of Empires which has now bankrupted the United States and the world. ‘What the world needs now, is love sweet love, no not just for some but for everyone.”
In a show of solidarity with their Muslim brethren in Indonesia today, Christian youth in Manila, Philippines, wearing T-shirts with a picture of Lady Gaga with a red circle around her and a red line drawn thru her face, ban Lady Gaga T-shirts, protested in the streets of Manila against Lady Gaga. The Phillipine police had already assured the people that they would not allow Lady Gaga to perform nudity or lewd acts but this did not calm the angry Christian crowd insisting on the cancellation of the ‘Born This Way Ball’ Lady Gaga concerts. This coming together of Christianity and Islam “may be one small step for man, but one giant leap for mankind” in their struggle to bridge their deadly religious divide. Lady Gaga our savior? Who knew?