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Larry David Urinates on Pic of Jesus in "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Here's a story that makes you realize what "multi-cultural" really means! Hey, no peeing on a picture of Moses or Rabbi Hillel, but there is this other Jewish fella that you're allowed to mock to what end?
I don't know the end, or, perhaps, I don't understand the end. This stuff forever baffles me, man of explanations. Not that this cannot be explained. I mean the explanation is obvious. The problem is the disappointment I feel about human nature and its capacity to make exceptions for its own glaring weakness and vices, viewed narcissisticly as "virtues" of "outspokenness"!
Here, Larry David expresses his real feelings of contempt for Christianity, even if the US, founded by Christians, has proven itself to be the safest country in the world for Jews to live in for the last two centuries, and while the US continues to be the country to safeguard, many would even say "indulge", Israel.
I get that the Christian West has a multitude of sins, but this is supposed to do what....?
There it is. Larry David "accidentally" sprays some pee on a portrait of Jesus. And, that ain't all.
The report is from NewsBusters.
At one point in the show, David goes to the bathroom in a Catholic home and splatters urine on a picture of Jesus; he doesn't clean it off. Then a Catholic woman goes to the bathroom, sees the picture and concludes that Jesus is crying. She then summons her equally stupid mother and the two of them fall to their knees in prayer. When David and Jerry Seinfeld (playing himself) are asked if they ever experienced a miracle, David answers, "every erection is a miracle." That's what passes for creativity these days.
Was Larry David always this crude? Would he think it comedic if someone urinated on a picture of his mother? This might be fun to watch, but since HBO only likes to dump on Catholics (it was just a couple of weeks ago that Sarah Silverman insulted Catholics on "Real Time with Bill Maher"), and David is Jewish, we'll never know.
A Big Hollywood reader sent an e-mail message to the website asking an interesting question:
Of course, the hypocrisy is that Mr. David would never exhibit such gross contempt for any other religion, especially Islam. Can you imagine the s**t storm that would follow if David pissed on a painting of the prophet Muhammad? Of course, HBO, the complicit scum that they are, would not have allowed that to air.
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at 13:09 on October 28th, 2009
We talk about the right-wingers and their psycho side. What the hell is this? The only way that this can look OK to someone is if you are similarly afflicted.
at 14:28 on October 28th, 2009
Roy: Larry David is typical of all those self-hating Jews from Brooklyn New York that joined the Hollywood Left. David--the punk and the douche bag that he is--doesn't have the balls to make fun of any other religion. Nor would he, because those of his progressive ilk have nothing but utter contempt for Christians. To them, Christians are nothing but a pathetic bunch of uneducated/ignorant rubes that typically vote for Republicans. And as we all know, anyone that doesn't vote straight down the Democratic Party line has to be an ignoramus and a racist too! Remember: Democrat good! Republican bad! And an Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Barack Hussein Obama! too! I wouldn't take Larry David and his comedy act too seriously. Indeed, guys like Larry David have probably been urinated on, literally, throughout the years and they see nothing wrong with engaging in piss humor . . . .
at 14:42 on October 28th, 2009
You're a pisser Rory.
at 13:50 on October 29th, 2009
nanute: I may be a pisser, but I can honestly say that no one ever dared to "golden shower" me. Let's give Larry David a lie detector test in order to verify how many times that he was urinated upon . . .I bet that it was a lot! Come on Larry! Show us what you've got and put your money where your mouth is!
at 13:14 on October 28th, 2009
Maybe it was holy water?
at 13:17 on October 28th, 2009
Now that IS comedic!
at 13:27 on October 28th, 2009
Nanute, I think your comment is obnoxious. You both demonstrate why liberalism is no longer the liberalism of Hubert Humphrey.
If someone had peed on Mohammed's or Obama's pic, you would both be delivering sermons full of righteousness.
Thanks for revealing your true natures. It will make attempting to "dialogue", an activity whose futility now becomes comprehensible. Grazie.
at 13:43 on October 28th, 2009
My true natures? You are making assumptions based on what you think I might or might not do in a given situation. Go ahead and piss on any picture you like. I mayor may not express my displeasure, but I won't make assumptions about your "true natures."
at 13:45 on October 28th, 2009
Yawnnnn..
at 14:31 on October 28th, 2009
Jesus Christ and a minchia too! Now the atheists and agnostics are going after each other! LOL!
at 13:25 on October 28th, 2009
No, it is weak humor, weak and without dignity, and I do not condone it. It is stale and outmoded. not good, - I refer to LD and JS and not nanute :(
at 14:07 on October 28th, 2009
Weak humor? Would it not be a major act of arrogance by someone full of contempt for a religion which he might fairly criticize? This destroys "fellow feeling", as that is its intention.
at 14:17 on October 28th, 2009
Just to make it clear, I have never been disturbed by Serrano's Piss Christ, because there was a message to contemplate behind it.
I also was not a bit disturbed by Chris Ofili's use of dung in a picture depicting the Blessed Virgin. Ofili is an idiot, though, not to explain what dung and earth and the Divine Feminine mean in the context.
Larry David, though, is just self-indulgence, from what I can see.
at 14:59 on October 28th, 2009
Before 9/11, the Taliban revealed their "true natures" by blowing up the statues of the Buddha. Not just any statues, but statues that were a thousand years old, by the way.
That was a declaration of war on Buddhism and a statement of their authoritarian nature and their willingness to persecute those who had other faiths.
Larry David's gesture is not very different. I know no churches are going to be blown up, but Serrano's Piss Christ says it all.
The world's view of self-sacrifice and the sacred is depicted with precision in that photo.
at 15:21 on October 28th, 2009
Would you be outraged if the pissed on had been someone other than Jesus - say Mother Theresa, Buddha, Muhammad , Gandhi, Baal etc etc. Is your outrage the pissing on an icon or the fact that it is Jesus?
I don't think the LD skit particularly funny, but I guess I am trying to figure out the outrage cause. I dis however think Nanute's comment acerbic and funny. If that makes me a bad person and not capable of dialog I would be a little surprised.
What is the dividing line here? What can be mocked and what not? Are some things so sacrosanct that attempts at humor (even bad humor) are not allowed. Isn't that the same exact mind set that saw the Taliban blow up the Buddha statues. That sounds an awful lot like intolerance and putting one faith above criticism. That is a very slippery slope and why we are so proud of tolerance, pluralism and freedom of speech. Or is it freedom of speech/expression unless one is critical of Jesus? If you uphold the standard, uphold it consistently or admit it is lip service
at 15:34 on October 28th, 2009
Do you think that you can convince me that you don't have a double standard? I don't think so. Mocking people's religious icons? Sure, but that is what this is? A simple mocking of an overstated faith?
Hey, I own a copy of Monty Python's "Life of Brian", which doesn't mock Jesus at all, but rather his "false followers" and followers of "false messiahs". I love the film.
Unlike most of the people in San Francisco when I saw the film, I actually get the jokes, which secularists don't get.
If I peed on Obama's pic, would I be a racist, and would we be having this discussion? Yeah, you would reveal the non-Hubert Humphrey modern liberal hypocrisy of today in that act, but the only thing is that I would never pee on an iconic image of anything or anyone.
I would produce "Life of Brian" and I would produce "The Meaning of Life", but they didn't mock the essentials. They mocked the idiots. Can't get the difference? I get that you can't get it.
at 15:41 on October 28th, 2009
Intolerance is what it is whether it is Christian, Jewish or Islamic. You can dress it up in whatever Emperors Clothes you want . I wanted to understand the root of your outrage. Now I do. I respect it. I just don't agree with it.
at 15:47 on October 28th, 2009
Or atheist. Or liberal.
at 15:53 on October 28th, 2009
Or atheist. Or liberal.
Agreed. The list could go on racist, homophobic, xenophobic etc etc. Intolerance is endemic, systemic and cancerous IMHO. It is akin to tribal allegiance almost. You're in my tribe or not, and it is how you deal with the how not part of the equation that dictates an acceptance of pluralism or a veer towards intolerance. It is a fine line, and one that requires constant caution.
at 02:40 on October 29th, 2009
It is a fine line, and one that requires constant caution. And I might add that intolerance may well lead to authoritarianism.
at 17:37 on October 28th, 2009
May Larry David's offensive organ come to an untimely end in the very near future. : )
at 17:50 on October 28th, 2009
in the words of Louis Kronenberger ...
"There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave".
Common decency, manners, and respect for others seems to have gone by the wayside. Why not piss on your mother's grave while we are all in a pissing contest. It is despicable and offensive. Period.
at 19:57 on October 28th, 2009
An interesting quote, that of Louis Kronenberger. Another one below:
Source: en.wikiquote.org
The Romans committed one act, one specific act, that was totally an atrocity to the ancient Jews. Pompey was the Roman general that, after conquering Judea, entered the Holy of Holies where the Arc of the Covenant was kept.
The Jews never forgave the Romans for that disgrace, which was completely unnecessary.
at 04:25 on October 29th, 2009
Even the Romans were not debased sufficiently to scorn Jesus in such a manner.
Do we have the right to express ourselves? Surely we do, and rejoice because we do. Does it hurt Jesus? Hardly. Christians? No, just our feelings and sensibilities.
Does do a good job of revealing the mindset, maturity level, and arrogance of those enjoying themselves? We can each make that decision for ourselves.
I would be willing to wager a large sum of money on the following: Each of those participating in this comedy would say, that they support "diversity". Any takers?
Because they are tolerant, and superior, they seem to have reserved for themselves the right to choose what is tolerated. Their is a word for that................
at 08:56 on October 29th, 2009
Not knowing which word, I do have candidates, including arrogance, the real crime against the Spirit. Hypocrisy and narcissism also come to mind.
at 10:23 on October 29th, 2009
Your God (whatever is is) is not necessarily my god.
What you see as truth, I may not
What you declare sacred, does not make it so for me
I accept your view even though I may not agree.
I do not seek to ban your freedom of expression
And that, is tolerance, and that to me is important. It may not be for you
at 10:52 on October 29th, 2009
I hear what you are saying rng, but in a world where we need to embrace cultures and show respect to different belief systems and religions.. outlining what you believe or may not believe could come across as offensive in itself. I understand how this urination act on a representation of a religious belief system may come across as offensive to many.. however being a South Park fan, I try to make light of these things in comedy and support the freedom charter.. perhaps a flag burning on the show and maybe by throwing in an offensive nazi symbol in one of the scenes would balance things out..? Or perhaps more tasteful and responsible comedy is required when addressing large television audiences which could make one think that knowing this, what was the real message behind the act.
at 10:35 on October 29th, 2009
OMG wit next,am with queens heart here.
at 04:15 on October 30th, 2009
Quote:"Here, Larry David expresses his real feelings of contempt for Christianity, even if the US, founded by Christians, has proven itself to be the safest country in the world for Jews to live in for the last two centuries, and while the US continues to be the country to safeguard, many would even say "indulge", Israel. "
Hey folks I am a little late to this discussion but I do not care for nor watch anything David produces. I find the humor quite frankly crude, self-deprecating and NOT funny. That aside, if he puts it out there then everyone has a right to go after him.
I do take a bit of an offense to the statement quoted above from some one I consider a friend on Now Public.
I do not think that Larry David's actions has anything to do with the state of Jews in America. David is known for his anti-Israeli, left-wing views and his anti-religious tendencies. If you take your anger and outrage out on the Jewish community as a whole assuming they are ungrateful for the blessing to live in America then you miss the mark. Stay focused on Mr. David and his actions which I believe is closer to the truth. The entire Jewish community is not on trial here.
Thanks,
Steve
at 04:20 on October 30th, 2009
Steve, I don't think that he represents the Jewish community, just himself and left-wingers of Hollywood.
I stand by my quote about his personal expression of hostility to Christianity and his own lack of appreciation of the opportunity, even if imperfect, of Jews in the US and the US's support of Israel.