Latest Sex Tape: J.Lo and P.Diddy...?

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I don't know what's worse-- celebrities making sex tapes, or the people who want to watch them (followed by the people who talk about them-- teeheehee).

Apparently, there is no evidence that a sex tape between the two exists (they dated for two years, from 1999 to 2001), but the "topic" has come up (seriously, no pun intended) as J. Lo's ex-husband Ojani Noa wants to prove that J.Lo has a reputation of allowing her sexual escapades to be filmed. The reason? So that Noa can legally release a decade-old tape of he and his ex-wife kissing women and giving Noa a lap dance. Ed Meyer, Noa representative, says that there is no sex on the tape. 

So if I understand this correctly, this guy, Ojani Noa, wants to drag Combs and Lopez into court to testify about a so-called sex tape, so that he can release a 10 year-old tape of a pop star kissing women and giving a him a lap dance. You could watch any number of music videos on YouTube right now that show more contemporary stars doing that very thing without being dragged into court. This seems to having nothing to do with anything other than this Noa guy bragging about shagging a 90s pop icon, which I guess would have been brag-worthy...in the 90s. Talk about a waste of time. In fact, I want to apologize to you, the reader, for even writing about this. If anything, we now at least know who this dork is, so that we can laugh at him.

This is why porn exists. When it comes to filmed sex, leave it to the people who do it for a living, not the people who think they'll look cool bonin' on tape. More-than-likely, you don't. Great sex feels better than it looks.