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Levi Johnston Confirms 'Playgirl' Spread, $25k Deal to Masturbate

by Blaine Metzgar | October 8, 2009 at 02:31 pm

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Levi Johnston, the 19 year-old carpetbagger of a baby daddy, will be posing for Playgirl, "probably before the end of the year," his lawyer, Rex Butler, confirmed. Johnston has been working out with former Mr. Alaska competitor Marvin Jones at an Anchorage gym six days a week and will be for the next three weeks in preparation for his upcoming spread in the feminist-founded, now online-only pornographic periodical. A "forgone conclusion," Butler dubbed the yet-to-be-formally-contracted, sure-to-be-provocative pictorial; a.k.a. it will happen.

With the Playgirl spread on his plate and his suggestive pistachio commercial appearance you'd think people would have had enough of Levi's nuts, but apparently not, as following the confirmation of his Playgirl gig StraightCollegeMen.com made an offer to Johnston, who now "does it with protection," to participate in a solo masturbation video for $25,000.

"Having seen your recent interview where you said you'd consider posing nude for the right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to participate in a solo jerk off video. Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don't know StraightCollegeMen.com and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we've been around for eight years. If you've been to Las Vegas lately, perhaps you've seen one of the eighteen billboards Bait & Tackle, our parent company, has around town seeking models for a $500 audition. We're prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for a couple hours of your time. We would obviously pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations on the strip, and limo."

Johnston has yet to reply to the uncomfort-incitingly titled website, StraightCollegeMen.com's proposal.