Moby Busks for Barely Any Bucks
Moby, that supervegan technoelectropopster dj boy, rocked an unscheduled, unannounced, and unrehearsed busking set in London last night.
Not that he had any grand expectations of turning a profit, but for a 40 minute set, all that he walked away with was a paltry £5-6, which hardly fuulfills the basic goal of busking: "to make enough money to buy liquor, and...not the top of the shelf stuff...the vodka drunk by homeless alcoholics". Maybe next time, Mo-bizzle.
Moby made less than he did as a student when he made a surprise busking appearing in Sloane Square last night.
The international superstar stunned commuters as he played an impromptu 40-minute set.
Sloane Square, btw, is where a particular type of attractive/annoying sensitive-y rich girl pashmina-scarf wearing girl hangs out. They are called Sloanies. You'd think that, since those type of people are Moby's target audience, he'd make a killing. But no! Our little bald honey bun hardly made anything at all. ""At the most I was given maybe £5 or £6, but that's fine because I was obviously not doing it for the money."