Paris Jackson’s Religion: Jewish Christian and Muslim
by Karen Fish
What is Paris Jackson’s religion? Paris Jackson today sued AEG for $40 Billion over the wrongful death of her father Michael Jackson and her lawyer said “It’s not about the money, it’s about the truth.” What is the truth about Paris Jackson’s religion?
According to Jewish Orthodox Rabbis the child takes the religion of the mother. We know that Debbie Rowe was married to Michael Jackson but we don’t know if her egg was used in the artificial insemination process presumably used to produce Paris Jackson. Why does Prince Jackson look exactly like Milos Raonic? Why doesn’t Milos Raonic hire Johnny Mac to give him a volley to go with his zillion mile an hour serve?
According to the land of Israel if either parent is Jewish then the child is Jewish and can take up residence In Israel to await the return of the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam Jesus Christ who presumably will set the record straight about who was his real father. If Jesus Christ aka The King of the Jews aka God the Father aka The Holy Spirit impregnated his own mother Mary is this incest or does it fall under the God exception?
According to Adolf Hitler if any one of your four grandparents was Jewish then you were Jewish and that wasn’t good. Paris Jackson’s Religion could be solved in 5 minutes with a simple DNA test. How do you get God’s DNA?
Dr. Arnold Klein was the dermatologist of Michael Jackson aka The King of Pop and Debbie Rowe was his assistant. Recently Dr. Arnold Klein posted a picture on the net beside a picture of Paris Jackson’s brother Prince, two dead ringers for each other, with the caption “Mmmmmmm.” Like Dustin Hoffman in ‘Wag the Dog’ Dr. Arnold Klein, the son of an orthodox Rabbi seems to want the credit for being the father of Prince and Paris Jackson, especially if they win $40 Billion from AEG. $40 Billion can buy a lot of bagels. When Milos Raonic gets tired of getting bagelled by Roger Federer maybe he will look for a volley coach; they’re a dime a dozen in L.A.; just go to a park and ask someone how to volley.
If Dr. Arnold Klein is the father of Paris Jackson, then Paris Jackson’s religion is Jewish assuming that spermatozoa have a religion. This may be hard foursome people to believe because the Earth is 5 Billion years old and Judaism was only invented 4,000 years ago, Christianity 2,000 years ago and Islam 1,400 years ago, all ‘recent’ cults now beating each other’s heads in.
It seems that Michael Jackson the King of Pop converted to Islam in 2008. Paris Jackson and her Jewish biological mother Debbie Rowe have now become very close. Katherine Jackson, Paris Jackson’s grandmother is raising Paris Jackson as a Jehovah’s Witness which seems a little unusual given that Paris Jacskon’s biological mother and father are Jewish, but it’s not about the money; Paris Jackson already has a billion dollar smile and wants to be a heart surgeon; as Paris Jackson said, “I want to help people, that’s it.” Katherine Jackson deserves a lot of credit for raising this angel through such tumultuous times; Michael Jackson must be smiling down from Heaven and blessing his family every single day.